{"title":"THC Drinks That Won't Make You Sleepy","description":"\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShop THC Drinks That Won't Make You Sleepy at Hempzer Seltzer\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNot every THC drink is built for the daytime. Plenty of infused beverages contain too much sugar or higher-than-necessary doses of cannabinoids, leaving you sluggish when you want to stay social or get things done.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe take a different approach. Hempzer is a clean, hemp-derived \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/hempzerseltzer.com\/collections\/thc-seltzer\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTHC seltzer\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e designed to help you feel good and stay present, whether it's 2 p.m. on a Tuesday or 10 p.m. on a Saturday. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEach can contains \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/hempzerseltzer.com\/collections\/5mg-thc-seltzers\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e5mg\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e or \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/hempzerseltzer.com\/collections\/10mg-thc-seltzers\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e10mg of THC\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and delicious flavors – all while being free of sugar and calories. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur seltzers are made in a cGMP facility and verified by third-party COAs, so you can sip with confidence. Find the flavor that fits your day (or grab the Variety Pack if you can't decide) and stay High-Drated from the first sip to the last.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eLow THC Doses So You Feel Elevated, Not Drowsy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBig doses of THC are more likely to leave you heavy-eyed and glued to the couch. That's why every Hempzer seltzer comes in a measured 5mg or 10mg dose. Our 5mg Blood Orange and Blackberry seltzers give you a light, mellow lift that's ideal if you're new to THC or just want a subtle boost. Or, when you really want to feel it, our 10mg Mango and Peach Ginger seltzers deliver a deeper, more grounded experience without the drag.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNo Sugar or Calories\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHempzer isn’t a sugar-crash soda like many THC drinks are. We’ve crafted a zero-calorie, zero-sugar formula so you can indulge guilt-free. It’s healthier, and it prevents you from having the energy dips typical of sweet beverages.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhen you sip our THC seltzers, you get a clean, predictable lift that keeps you tuned in, whether you're powering through your afternoon or out with friends.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDelicious Flavors for Any Moment\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you're looking for a social replacement for alcohol or an afternoon boost, Hempzer tastes good enough to reach for anytime. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCrack a juicy Mango, a zesty Blood Orange, a rich Blackberry, or a Peach Ginger with a subtle spicy kick. We make each flavor with natural fruit extracts and zero sugar, calories, or artificial sweeteners, so you get a refreshing seltzer you'll actually want to drink.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFind another vibe with our\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/hempzerseltzer.com\/collections\/thc-drinks-that-dont-taste-like-weed\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTHC Drinks That Don't Taste Like Weed\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/hempzerseltzer.com\/collections\/thc-drinks-that-make-you-happy\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTHC Drinks That Make You Happy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/hempzerseltzer.com\/collections\/thc-drinks-that-get-you-high\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTHC Drinks That Get You High\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, and\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/hempzerseltzer.com\/collections\/thc-drinks-for-socializing\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTHC Drinks for Socializing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e collections.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhat THC Strain Doesn't Make You Tired?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSativa-leaning strains have a reputation for feeling more uplifting, but strain labels alone aren't a reliable way to predict how you'll feel. Your dose often matters more than the strain. Lower amounts of THC tend to feel lighter and more energizing, while big doses are more likely to leave you heavy and ready for the couch. That's why we stick to 5mg and 10mg doses for our THC seltzers.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhat Are Some Drinks That Don't Make Me Sleepy?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSparkling water, kombucha, and low-dose THC seltzers are all solid picks when you want to unwind without winding down. Alcohol can leave you groggy and dragging the next day.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhat's the Best THC Drink on the Market?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe best THC drink is the one that matches the experience you're after. If you want a clean, predictable lift that keeps you clear and social, Hempzer checks every box. You get precise 5mg and 10mg doses, zero sugar, zero calories, natural fruit flavors, and third-party lab results you can view anytime.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIs a 5mg or 10mg THC Drink Better If I Don't Want to Feel Sleepy?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIf you're new to THC or want the lightest, most clear-headed experience, start with one of our 5mg THC seltzers (Blood Orange or Blackberry). Our 10mg Mango and Peach Ginger seltzers give you a deeper, more grounded feel that's better suited to experienced consumers. Either way, start low, go slow, and wait at least an hour before reaching for another so the effects can fully kick in.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"blackberry-seltzer","title":"Blackberry Seltzer 5mg","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDiscover a refreshing twist on wellness with our \u003cstrong\u003eBlackberry Seltzer\u003c\/strong\u003e — a zero-calorie, sugar-free sparkling drink infused with 5mg of hemp-derived THC. Each sip bursts with the bold, juicy essence of ripe blackberry, balanced by a crisp hint of lime for a flavor that’s both vibrant and sophisticated.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCrafted with clean ingredients, it’s the perfect way to unwind — whether you're relaxing after work, enhancing a social hang, or replacing your usual evening drink. Enjoy a light, smooth buzz without the booze or the crash.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFlavor notes:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Ripe blackberry • Zesty lime • Crisp finish\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest enjoyed:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAs a chill alternative to alcohol\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDuring laid-back social gatherings\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhen you want to relax without the heaviness\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eClean, convenient, and beautifully balanced — this is seltzer, elevated\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Hempzer Seltzer","offers":[{"title":"4-pack","offer_id":51711672975665,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"12-pack","offer_id":51711673008433,"sku":null,"price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"24-pack","offer_id":51711673041201,"sku":null,"price":99.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0936\/2181\/3553\/files\/Frame_154_1-Photoroom.png?v=1778267295"},{"product_id":"blood-orange-seltzer","title":"Blood Orange Seltzer 5mg","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eElevate your seltzer game with our \u003cstrong\u003eBlood Orange Seltzer\u003c\/strong\u003e — a sparkling, THC-infused drink that pairs vibrant citrus flavor with a smooth, feel-good buzz. Each can is packed with the juicy tang of sun-ripened blood orange and infused with 5mg of hemp-derived THC for a clean, balanced lift.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWith zero calories, no sugar, and no artificial sweeteners, it’s a smarter way to sip — refreshing, flavorful, and free of anything extra. Whether you're easing into the evening or brightening up your weekend, this bold citrus seltzer keeps things crisp and carefree.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFlavor notes:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Sun-ripened blood orange • Bright citrus zest • Clean, sparkling finish\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest enjoyed:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAs a sunny daytime refresher\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePoolside, beachside, or fireside\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhen you want to feel light, clear, and connected\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUnapologetically bold. 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Each can delivers a juicy burst of ripe mango flavor, smooth and sunny from the first sip to the last.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWith no alcohol, no sugar, no calories, and no artificial sweeteners, it’s a clean and vibrant way to turn up your vibe without slowing you down. Whether you're chasing golden hour or just need a mental getaway, this seltzer brings full flavor with zero compromise.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFlavor notes:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Lush mango • Hints of tropical citrus • Smooth, juicy finish\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest enjoyed:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhen you want a stronger, balanced lift\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAt parties, outdoor hangs, or creative sessions\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAs a bold, booze-free alternative\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSun-soaked flavor. 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Crafted to elevate.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDiscover a bold-yet-balanced twist with our \u003cstrong\u003ePeach Ginger Seltzer\u003c\/strong\u003e — a sparkling blend of juicy peach and a subtle ginger kick, infused with 10mg of hemp-derived THC for a deeper, more grounded high. It’s where fruity smoothness meets a hint of spice, creating a refreshing experience that’s anything but ordinary.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade with clean, simple ingredients — zero sugar, zero calories, and absolutely no alcohol or artificial additives — this seltzer is designed to help you unwind with clarity and intention. Perfect for slow evenings, creative flow, or when you're ready to shift gears and settle in.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFlavor notes:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Ripe peach • Warm ginger spice • Crisp, earthy finish\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest enjoyed:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTo unwind at the end of the day\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDuring mellow get-togethers or solo downtime\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhen you're looking for a deeper, more relaxed vibe\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUnexpectedly refined. 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