{"title":"THC Seltzers for Giggles","description":"\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShop THC Seltzer for Giggles at Hempzer Seltzer\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIf you want a drink that \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/hempzerseltzer.com\/collections\/thc-drinks-that-make-you-happy\"\u003ebrings out the laughs\u003c\/a\u003e without taking over your night, we've got the perfect seltzer for you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur giggle-friendly lineup gives you two dose options:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/hempzerseltzer.com\/collections\/5mg-thc-seltzers\"\u003e5mg THC seltzers\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e in Blackberry and Blood Orange flavors\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/hempzerseltzer.com\/collections\/10mg-thc-seltzers\"\u003e10mg THC seltzers\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e in Mango and Peach Ginger flavors\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe best giggles come from feeling relaxed and present, not from overdoing it. That's why our Hempzer seltzers are such a good fit: each can delivers a measured dose of THC that helps you unwind and connect, whether you're at game night with friends or kicking back solo with your favorite comedy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEvery seltzer is made with hemp-derived delta 9 THC, carbonated spring water, and natural fruit extracts, with zero calories, zero sugar, and zero artificial sweeteners. No alcohol, hangover, or next-day regrets.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNot sure which flavor to start with? Our \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/hempzerseltzer.com\/products\/variety-pack\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eVariety Pack\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e lets you sample all four in 4, 12, or 24 cans. Shop the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/hempzerseltzer.com\/collections\/thc-seltzer\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003efull lineup\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and find your new favorite today.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLooking for a different kind of lift? Check out our\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/hempzerseltzer.com\/collections\/thc-seltzer-for-beginners\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTHC Seltzer for Beginners\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/hempzerseltzer.com\/collections\/thc-seltzer-for-relaxation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTHC Seltzer for Relaxation\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/hempzerseltzer.com\/collections\/thc-seltzer-for-energy\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTHC Seltzer for Energy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/hempzerseltzer.com\/collections\/thc-seltzer-for-sleep\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTHC Seltzer for Sleep\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, and\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/hempzerseltzer.com\/collections\/thc-seltzer-for-anxiety\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTHC Seltzer for Anxiety\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e collections.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHow to Find Your Giggle With Hempzer\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIf you're new to THC drinks, start with a\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/hempzerseltzer.com\/collections\/5mg-thc-seltzers\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e5mg\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e seltzer. That's the dose in our Blackberry and Blood Orange seltzers, measured to give you a mild, approachable lift that keeps you in on the joke instead of lost in your head.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGive it 15 to 30 minutes to kick in before reaching for another. Timing can vary based on your metabolism, tolerance, and whether you've eaten recently.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe setting matters, too. Good company, a fun playlist, or a movie you love can help a relaxed mood turn into genuine laughter. Most people enjoy the effects for around 2 to 4 hours. Once you know how your body responds, our\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/hempzerseltzer.com\/collections\/10mg-thc-seltzers\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e10mg\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e options, Mango and Peach Ginger, are there when you want a stronger experience.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWill THC Seltzers Get You High?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYes, THC seltzers are made to give you a real, noticeable lift, and ours do it in a clear, steady, and social way. A 5mg seltzer offers a light buzz, while 10mg brings a stronger effect if that's what you're after. How strongly you feel it depends on your tolerance and the dose you choose.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhat Are the Best THC-Infused Drinks for Socializing?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe best THC drinks for socializing are low to moderate in dose and predictable, so you stay present in the conversation. Our 5mg and 10mg seltzers fit the bill with fast-acting effects and zero alcohol, calories, or sugar. Flavors like Blood Orange, Blackberry, Mango, and Peach Ginger make them easy to share with the whole group.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIs a 5mg THC Drink Strong?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor most people, a 5mg THC drink offers a mild, approachable experience rather than a strong one. We built our 5mg seltzers for new and casual consumers who want a subtle, easy-to-manage lift. If you have a higher tolerance, a 10mg can will give you a more noticeable effect.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHow Long Does a High From a THC Seltzer Last?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe effects of our seltzers typically last around 2 to 4 hours for most people. You'll usually start feeling it within 15 to 30 minutes of your first sip. Your experience may vary depending on your metabolism, tolerance, and whether you've eaten.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"blackberry-seltzer","title":"Blackberry Seltzer 5mg","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDiscover a refreshing twist on wellness with our \u003cstrong\u003eBlackberry Seltzer\u003c\/strong\u003e — a zero-calorie, sugar-free sparkling drink infused with 5mg of hemp-derived THC. Each sip bursts with the bold, juicy essence of ripe blackberry, balanced by a crisp hint of lime for a flavor that’s both vibrant and sophisticated.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCrafted with clean ingredients, it’s the perfect way to unwind — whether you're relaxing after work, enhancing a social hang, or replacing your usual evening drink. 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Each can is packed with the juicy tang of sun-ripened blood orange and infused with 5mg of hemp-derived THC for a clean, balanced lift.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWith zero calories, no sugar, and no artificial sweeteners, it’s a smarter way to sip — refreshing, flavorful, and free of anything extra. Whether you're easing into the evening or brightening up your weekend, this bold citrus seltzer keeps things crisp and carefree.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFlavor notes:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Sun-ripened blood orange • Bright citrus zest • Clean, sparkling finish\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest enjoyed:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAs a sunny daytime refresher\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePoolside, beachside, or fireside\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhen you want to feel light, clear, and connected\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUnapologetically bold. 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Each can delivers a juicy burst of ripe mango flavor, smooth and sunny from the first sip to the last.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWith no alcohol, no sugar, no calories, and no artificial sweeteners, it’s a clean and vibrant way to turn up your vibe without slowing you down. 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