Hemp-Derived Delta-9 THC
Zero Calories
Zero Sugar
Zero Artificial Sweeteners
Carbonated Spring Water
Natural Fruit Extracts
No Alcohol
No Hangover

Crafted for the Modern High

This isn’t the edible of yesterday. Our THC seltzers are made for today’s pace: clean, crisp, social and totally guilt-free. With zero calories, zero sugar, and no artificial sweeteners, they deliver a smooth, elevated experience without the baggage. Whether you're winding down or turning up, this is your new social tonic.

Stay High-drated, my friends!

  • What's Your Dose?

    The main difference between our 5mg and 10mg hemp-derived THC seltzers comes down to strength and how you want to feel.

  • 5mg THC

    This is a great starting point if you're newer to THC or just want something light and easy. It offers a mild, manageable buzz. Think relaxed, present, and social.
    Many people enjoy 5mg when they want to stay clear-headed but still feel a noticeable shift in mood.
  • 10mg THC

    Twice the dose means a more noticeable effect. 10mg is ideal if you're looking for a stronger sense of calm or a deeper unwind.
    It’s still approachable, but better suited for moments when you're ready to fully settle in, whether that's at home, at a gathering, or after a long day.
  • Faster Onset

    THC beverages are typically absorbed more quickly than traditional edibles like gummies. That’s because liquids begin to absorb through the digestive system and the soft tissues in your mouth, so you may feel the effects within 15–30 minutes, compared to 45–90 minutes for gummies.

Become a Trusted Wholesale Partner

As a wholesale partner, you’ll gain access to a fast-growing product line designed for modern consumers looking for alcohol alternatives that deliver both taste and experience. With zero sugar, zero calories, and no artificial ingredients, our seltzers stand out on shelves. We offer reliable fulfillment, eye-catching packaging, and dedicated support to help you grow your business with products that are ahead of the curve.

Frequently Asked Questions

  • Hempzer is a line of crisp, flavor-forward sparkling seltzers infused with hemp-derived Delta-9 THC. With no alcohol, no sugar, no calories, and no artificial sweeteners, our seltzers are designed to offer a clean, refreshing buzz — perfect for relaxing, socializing, or simply elevating your everyday.

  • The difference comes down to potency. Our 5mg seltzers offer a light, mellow lift — ideal for first-timers or casual sipping. 10mg seltzers deliver a deeper, more grounded experience, recommended for those who are more familiar with THC or looking for a stronger effect. Always start low and go slow.

  • Most people begin to feel effects within 15–30 minutes, though onset time can vary depending on your metabolism, tolerance, and whether you've eaten recently. Effects typically last 2–4 hours.

  • No. Even though Hempzer is alcohol-free, our products contain THC, which can impair your ability to operate a vehicle or heavy machinery. Do not drive or engage in potentially dangerous activities after consuming.

  • Hempzer contains hemp-derived Delta-9 THC and is compliant with the 2018 Farm Bill (less than 0.3% THC by dry weight). However, state and local laws can vary. Please check your local regulations before purchasing or consuming Hempzer products.

  • We currently ship to select states where hemp-derived THC is legal. Orders typically process in 1–3 business days, with shipping times depending on your location. You’ll receive tracking information as soon as your order ships.

  • Due to the nature of THC-infused consumables, we are unable to accept returns once the product has been opened. However, if your order arrives damaged or incorrect, contact us within 7 days and we’ll make it right.

  • Yes — but we recommend pacing yourself. Everyone’s tolerance is different. If you’re new to THC, start with one 5mg can and wait at least an hour before deciding to have more. Always consume responsibly.

  • Hempzer is available at select retailers, dispensaries, and specialty shops. Check our Store Locator page to find the closest location near you, or order online (where permitted by law).

  • Yes! All Hempzer seltzers are 100% alcohol-free, with zero sugar, zero calories, and no artificial sweeteners. Just clean ingredients and a smooth, balanced buzz — no hangover included.

  • We don’t recommend mixing THC with alcohol due to potential increased effects and impairment.

  • No. THC products are not recommended for use during pregnancy or while nursing.

  • Hempzer contains THC and may cause a positive drug test result. Consume at your own discretion.

  • Keep cans refrigerated or in a cool, dry place. Best served cold!

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