Stay
High-Drated
Meet Hempzer, a clean, hemp-derived THC seltzer designed to help you feel good and stay present.
Hemp-Derived Delta-9 THC
Zero Calories
Zero Sugar
Zero Artificial Sweeteners
Carbonated Spring Water
Natural Fruit Extracts
No Alcohol
No Hangover
Shop by flavor
Choose you flavor. Choose your vibe.
Cant Pick One? Yeah... we couldnt either.
So we built our curated varierty packs of all four of our Hempzer Seltzers. Now you have every mood, moment, and flavor covered.
Try Them All-
Variety Sizes for Every Occasion
Confidence in a can
Crafted with Standards as High as your Expectations
Third-party COAs verify purity 
cGMP Production Facility
Iso-Clean Room Verified Standards
Naturally Occurring Delta Nine
Hemp-Derived Delta-9 THC
Zero Calories
Zero Sugar
Zero Artificial Sweeteners
Carbonated Spring Water
Natural Fruit Extracts
No Alcohol
No Hangover
Present on purpose
Sip to all of life’s moments with a consciously crafted THC seltzer to bring out your best, without blurring it.
Hempzer delivers a light, functional lift to enhance sociability while keeping your mind clear, with clean, quality flavors and ingredients.
With no hangover and zero regrets, return to next-day productivity like last night never slowed you down.
Clean formula to stay calm and connected
Fast-acting, predictable effects 
Made to remember every moment
Be social without sacrifice
Two ways to drink, only one way to feel good tomorrow.
Other Alcohol
Hangover Free
No Calories / Sugar
Gut Friendly
Socially Present
Frequently Asked Questions
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Hempzer is a sparkling beverage infused with hemp-derived Delta-9 THC. It’s designed as a modern alternative to alcohol, offering a light, enjoyable lift without sugar, calories, or artificial sweeteners. Each can delivers a refreshing drink that fits naturally into social settings or relaxed moments.
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The two options simply provide different THC strengths.
• 5mg THC offers a mild, approachable experience that works well for new consumers or anyone looking for a subtle lift.
• 10mg THC provides a stronger effect and is typically preferred by people who already have experience with THC.
If you’re unsure which to choose, it’s best to start with the lower dose and see how your body responds.
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Most people begin to notice effects within 15–30 minutes, although timing can vary depending on metabolism, tolerance, and whether you’ve eaten recently. The experience typically lasts around 2–4 hours for most consumers.
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Hempzer is made with hemp-derived Delta-9 THC and complies with the 2018 Farm Bill, meaning it contains less than 0.3% THC by dry weight. However, state and local laws vary, so consumers should confirm regulations where they live.
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It might. Because Hempzer contains THC, consuming it may result in a positive drug test.
Let’s Stay HIGH-Drated Together!
Hemp-Derived Delta-9 THC
Zero Calories
Zero Sugar
Zero Artificial Sweeteners
Carbonated Spring Water
Natural Fruit Extracts
No Alcohol
No Hangover
