Welcome to Hempzer THC Seltzers – Where Chill Meets Thrill!
Dive into the refreshing revolution with our THC-infused seltzers – the ultimate buzz without the booze! Swap your usual go-to drinks for a new adventure with our tantalizing range of THC seltzers. Looking for the perfect alternative to alcoholic drinks? You just hit the jackpot!
Why settle for the ordinary when you can elevate your vibe with our social tonics? Hempzer THC Seltzers aren’t just beverages; they’re experiences waiting to be shared. Picture this: a cool can of Delta 9 THC seltzer in hand, good company, and zero regrets. Now that’s what we call a party!
Based in the heart of Pennsylvania, we bring you the best of THC seltzer innovation. Sip, savor, and let the good times flow, all while exploring exciting alcohol alternatives. Discover a world where every can unlocks a new level of relaxation.
Join the movement – choose Hempzer for seltzers with THC that redefine refreshment. Your taste buds will thank you, and so will your sense of adventure! Cheers to a new era of fun without the hangover. Let the good vibes roll!
What is Delta-9 THC?
Let’s dive into the world of cannabinoids! So, Delta-9 THC, or just THC for short, is like the rockstar of the cannabis plant. It’s one of over 100 cannabinoids hanging out in marijuana and hemp. In marijuana, it’s the big shot, but in hemp, it’s a bit more low-key.
Now, why do we love THC so much? Well, it’s the magic behind that intoxicating high that cannabis enthusiasts know and love. But here’s the cool part – THC isn’t just about the good times. It’s got some medicinal mojo too! Think managing chronic pain, getting some quality shut-eye with insomnia – you get the drift!
So, next time you hear about THC, remember, it’s not just about the buzz; it’s a multi-talented cannabinoid with some serious perks!
Is Delta-9 THC Legal in Pennsylvania?
Good news for Pennsylvania and many other peeps – hemp-derived Delta-9 THC products are totally legal! Thanks to the 2018 Farm Bill, the U.S. gave the green light to all things hemp-related, as long as they keep Delta-9 THC under 0.3%. PA got on board with the vibe in July 2016 with HB 967, making sure hemp derivatives that follow the federal rules are A-OK. So, if you’re in PA, feel free to snag some Delta-9 gummies, just make sure they’re hemp-based and chillin’ below that 0.3% THC limit!
How long does it take to feel the effects of Delta-9 THC?
When you sip on on a Hempzer Seltzer, expect the fun to kick in around 10-15 minutes. Start slow, take a sip, and go from there! The good vibes might stick around for up to 12 hours. There could be some lingering effects up to 24 hours later, depending on how much you’ve enjoyed.
Will I fail a drug test using this product?
Just a heads up – if you’ve been enjoying some THC-infused Hempzer Seltzer, it might pop up on a drug test. Whether you’re munching on edibles or taking a puff, THC finds its way into your system.
Interestingly, when it comes to edibles, the body processes things a bit differently, so a drug test could pick up on THC levels for a longer stretch. Keep in mind, whether it’s urine, hair, blood, saliva, or sweat tests, they can all catch that ingested THC vibe. Stay informed!
Hemp Hemp Hooray! Hempzer™ Seltzers can be shipped to the following rad states!
The following states welcome Hempzer Seltzers across their state lines: Alaska (AK), Alabama (AL), Arizona (AZ), California (CA), Connecticut (CT), District of Columbia (DC), Delaware (DE), Florida (FL), Iowa (IA), Illinois (IL), Indiana (IN), Louisiana (LA), Maine (ME), Michigan (MI), Minnesota (MN), Missouri (MO), Mississippi (MS), Nebraska (NE), New Hampshire (NH), New Jersey (NJ), New Mexico (NM), Nevada (NV), New York (NY), Ohio (OH), Oklahoma (OK), Pennsylvania (PA), South Dakota (SD), Texas (TX), Virginia (VA), Vermont (VT), West Virginia (WV).
Booooooo! The states listed below are not Hempzer™ THC Seltzer friendly.
The following states are not Hempzer™ Seltzer friendly: Arkansas (AR), Colorado (CO), Georgia (GA), Hawaii (HI), Idaho (ID), Kansas (KS), Kentucky (KY), Maryland (MD), Massachusetts (MA), Montana (MT), North Carolina (NC), North Dakota (ND), Oregon (OR), Rhode Island (RI), South Carolina (SC), Tennessee (TN), Utah (UT), Washington (WA), Wisconsin (WI), and Wyoming (WY).
