THC Seltzers for Relaxation

Relaxation doesn’t mean couch-lock, and it doesn’t require alcoholic beverages that you’ll regret the next day. Our THC seltzer for relaxation is built for any moment that calls for a little ease, day or night, alone or with friends. Our 5mg and 10mg seltzers give you a light, functional lift without overwhelm or next-day effects, and with zero calories and zero sugar, you can relax guilt-free. Whether you reach for our Blackberry, Blood Orange, Mango, or Peach Ginger flavors, sip confidently knowing every seltzer is made with hemp-derived Delta-9 THC and third-party lab tested.

Shop THC Seltzer for Relaxation at Hempzer Seltzer

We built Hempzer seltzers to be your anytime relaxer, good for winding down solo or easing into a social evening, whenever you need it. Choose from 5mg THC seltzers in Blackberry and Blood Orange flavors or go with a 10mg THC seltzer – available in Mango and Peach Ginger – for a deeper unwind. 

Every seltzer is made with hemp-derived Delta-9 THC, carbonated spring water, and natural fruit extracts, with zero calories, zero sugar, and zero artificial sweeteners, so relaxing with Hempzer never comes with a side of guilt. 

No alcohol means no hangover, so however you spend your evening, tomorrow stays yours. Can't decide on a flavor? The Variety Pack lets you try all four. Shop our full relaxation lineup today.

Looking for a different kind of lift? Check out our THC Seltzer for Beginners, THC Seltzer for Sleep, THC Seltzer for Anxiety, and THC Seltzer for Energy.

Frequently Asked Questions

Which THC Seltzer Is Best for Relaxation? 

Our 5mg THC seltzers, which come in Blackberry and Blood Orange flavors, give you a lighter, easier feeling of calm, while Mango and Peach Ginger seltzers (10mg THC each) bring a deeper level of relaxation when you want a bit more.

Do THC Seltzers Get You Buzzed? 

Yes, Hempzer is designed to give you a genuine, noticeable lift, with 5mg offering a milder buzz and 10mg giving you a stronger one. Either way, we’ve made our seltzer so it delivers a clear-headed lift rather than a foggy one.

Is THC Seltzer Better for You Than Alcohol? 

Hempzer is made with zero calories, zero sugar, and zero artificial sweeteners, and because there's no alcohol involved, there's no hangover for you the next day. For many people looking for a lighter, more guilt-free way to relax, that makes it a compelling alternative to a typical drink.

How Long Does a High From a THC Seltzer Last? 

Most people start feeling effects within 15 to 30 minutes of finishing theirs, with the experience typically lasting around 2 to 4 hours. Individual timing can vary based on your metabolism, tolerance, and whether you've eaten recently.

FDA DISCLAIMER: The statements made regarding these products have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. The efficacy of these products has not been confirmed by FDA-approved research. These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. All information presented here is not meant as a substitute for or alternative to information from health care practitioners. Please consult your health care professional about potential interactions or other possible complications before using any product. The Federal Food, Drug, and Cosmetic Act require this notice. LEGAL: This hemp product is federally legal with less than 0.3% Delta-9 THC by dry weight. Do not operate a vehicle or heavy machinery while under the influence of this product. Keep out of reach of children.