Shop Zero Calorie THC Seltzer at Hempzer Seltzer
If you've been looking for a way to relax that doesn't come with a side of empty calories, we've got the perfect seltzer for you.
Our zero-calorie lineup gives you two dose options:
- 5mg THC seltzers in Blackberry and Blood Orange flavors
- 10mg THC seltzers in Mango and Peach Ginger flavors
Most drinks that help you unwind come loaded with sugar, carbs, or alcohol. Ours don't. Each can delivers crisp carbonation, natural fruit flavor, and a measured dose of THC, so you can enjoy your evening and still feel good about what you're sipping.
Every seltzer is made with hemp-derived delta 9 THC, carbonated spring water, and natural fruit extracts, with zero calories, zero sugar, and zero artificial sweeteners. No alcohol, hangover, or next-day regrets.
Not sure which flavor to start with? Our Variety Pack lets you sample all four in 4, 12, or 24 cans. Shop the full lineup and find your new favorite today.
Looking for a different kind of lift? Check out our THC Seltzer for Beginners, THC Seltzer for Giggles, THC Seltzer for Relaxation, THC Seltzer for Energy, THC Seltzer for Sleep, and THC Seltzer for Anxiety collections.
Zero Calorie THC Seltzer vs. Alcohol
Calories add up fast on a night out. Here's roughly what you're sipping with some of the most common drinks:
- Regular beer (12 oz): about 150 calories
- Hard seltzer (12 oz): about 100 calories
- Glass of wine (5 oz): about 120 calories
- Mixed cocktail: often 200 calories or more, depending on the mixer
- Hempzer THC seltzer: 0 calories
Over a few drinks, that difference can easily reach several hundred calories in a single evening. Our seltzers skip the sugar, carbs, and alcohol entirely, using carbonated spring water and natural fruit extracts for flavor instead.
If you're new to THC drinks, start with a 5mg seltzer and give it 15 to 30 minutes to kick in. Once you know how your body responds, our 10mg options are there for a stronger experience, still with zero calories.
Frequently Asked Questions
Are There Zero Calorie THC Drinks?
Yes, and our Hempzer seltzers are one of them. Every can contains zero calories, zero sugar, and zero artificial sweeteners, made with carbonated spring water, natural fruit extracts, and hemp-derived delta 9 THC. You get a crisp, flavorful drink with a real lift and nothing extra.
How Many Calories Are in a THC Seltzer?
It depends on the brand, since some THC drinks use juice, sugar, or syrups that add calories. Our seltzers contain zero calories across every flavor and dose, from our 5mg Blackberry and Blood Orange to our 10mg Mango and Peach Ginger. Always check the label if you're comparing options.
Do THC Drinks Cause Weight Gain?
Our seltzers contain zero calories and zero sugar, so the drink itself doesn't add anything to your daily intake. Keep in mind that THC can increase appetite for some people, so it helps to keep snacks you feel good about within reach. Drinks with added sugar or alcohol are a different story, which is why we keep ours clean.
Is THC Seltzer Healthier Than Alcohol?
Everyone's body is different, but our seltzers skip the alcohol, sugar, and calories that come with most beer, wine, and cocktails. Many people choose Hempzer as an alcohol alternative because it offers a clear-headed lift without the hangover or next-day drag. If you have specific health concerns, it's always smart to check with your healthcare provider.
