Shop Sugar-Free THC Seltzers at Hempzer Seltzer
If you've been searching for a THC drink that skips the sugar without leaving in a chemical aftertaste, we've got the perfect seltzer for you.
Our zero-sugar lineup gives you two dose options:
- 5mg THC seltzers in Blackberry and Blood Orange flavors
- 10mg THC seltzers in Mango and Peach Ginger flavors
Plenty of THC drinks on the market are basically soda with a dose added, packed with sugar or loaded with artificial sweeteners to cover it up. We take a much cleaner route. Each can delivers crisp carbonation, real fruit flavor, and a measured dose of THC, so you can enjoy every sip without the sugar crash
Every seltzer is made with hemp-derived delta 9 THC, carbonated spring water, and natural fruit extracts, with zero calories, zero sugar, and zero artificial sweeteners. No alcohol, hangover, or next-day regrets.
Not sure which flavor to start with? Our Variety Pack lets you sample all four in 4, 12, or 24 cans. Shop the full lineup and find your new favorite today.
Looking for a different kind of lift? Check out our Zero-Calorie THC Seltzer, THC Seltzer for Beginners, THC Seltzer for Giggles, THC Seltzer for Relaxation, THC Seltzer for Energy, THC Seltzer for Sleep, and THC Seltzer for Anxiety collections.
Zero Sugar Without the Artificial Sweeteners
"Zero sugar" on a label doesn't always mean a clean drink. Many sugar-free beverages get their sweetness from artificial sweeteners, which can leave a lingering aftertaste and aren't what everyone wants in their glass. When you're shopping for a zero-sugar THC drink, here's what to check:
- Sugar content: Look for 0g of sugar, not just "no added sugar," since juice-based drinks can still carry natural sugars.
- Sweeteners: Check the ingredient list for artificial sweeteners if you'd rather avoid them.
- Base ingredients: Simple ingredients like carbonated water and fruit extracts usually mean a lighter, more refreshing drink.
- Lab testing: Third-party COAs confirm the THC dose and purity match what's on the can.
Our seltzers check every box. We use carbonated spring water and natural fruit extracts for flavor, with no sugar and no artificial sweeteners, and every batch is made in a cGMP facility and backed by third-party lab results.
If you're new to THC drinks, start with a 5mg seltzer and give it 15 to 30 minutes to kick in. Once you know how your body responds, our 10mg options are there for a stronger experience.
Frequently Asked Questions
Are There Sugar-Free THC Drinks?
Yes, and our Hempzer seltzers are one of them. Every can contains zero sugar, zero calories, and zero artificial sweeteners, made with carbonated spring water, natural fruit extracts, and hemp-derived delta 9 THC. You get a crisp, flavorful drink with a real lift and none of the sugar.
Will THC Seltzers Get You High?
Yes, THC seltzers are made to give you a real, noticeable lift, and ours do it in a clear, steady, and predictable way. A 5mg seltzer offers a light, social buzz, while 10mg brings a stronger effect for more experienced consumers. How strongly you feel it depends on your tolerance and the dose you choose.
Will a THC Seltzer Show Up on a Drug Test?
It might. Because our seltzers contain hemp-derived delta 9 THC, drinking them may result in a positive drug test. If you're subject to testing for work or any other reason, it's best to avoid THC products.
What Are the Healthiest THC Drinks?
When you're comparing THC drinks, look for options with zero sugar, low or zero calories, no alcohol, clear dosing, and third-party lab testing. Our seltzers check all of those boxes with simple ingredients like carbonated spring water and natural fruit extracts. As with any THC product, start low and talk with your healthcare provider if you have specific health concerns.